Slytherin Table V1.0

[Theodore Nott]

Theo choked on his potato and took a sip of juice before speaking. "I was being nice and not crude while eating. I'm sure you paid who ever it was a great deal to snog you. It must be sad having to pay for those things..."

[Draco Malfoy]

It was Draco's turn to choke on something, sadly it was his drink and a fair amount of it ended up on the table (which he cleaned with a swiping motion of his wand), "Pay for something like a snog? I perish the thought. I may have any woman I desire, and if I was desperate," he winced, " any man."

[Theodore Nott]

Theo snorted and turned to him. "Really care to make a wager on that?" He smirked at Draco. "Or where you letting your ego dictate what comes out of your mouth again?"

[Draco Malfoy]

"Wager on getting a man? I don't think I'm in a desperate mood Theodore but if you're so desperate to be entertained, you may occupy my bed for some time," Draco replied smoothly with an amused light dancing in his eyes though his lips were taut and serious.

[Theodore Nott]

Theo's lips twitched. "I'm the one that has my bed occupied every night. I don't think I'm at all desperate." He shrugged. "I knew you were all talk and no show." He goaded.

[Draco Malfoy]

"I have had my bed occupied plenty mate, thank you. I am not all talk, sometimes I'm even all human," Draco replied with an air of nonchalance as he diverted his attentions to his fork for a few seconds, "I have a lover, just no girlfriend."

[Theodore Nott]

"You're fifteen. I would hardly call anyone a lover. Been reading too many of the girls' novels?" He held back a yawn. "How wonderful for you. I'm thrilled for you." He finished his food and pushed his plate away.

[Draco Malfoy]

"That trash that the hopeless indulge in? I wouldn't read those even if I was confunded thrice over. I call her a lover, fifteen or not, and she will sadly remain on said level. Now, I believe you suggested something in your last owl?" Draco slid his own plate away and looked to Theo in a way that said he was interested in the idea.

[Theodore Nott]

Theo shrugged. "I did but I didn't have any specific ideas. I would never try to come up with something without your brilliance around." He grinned.

[Draco Malfoy]

Draco had his own smirk in place, "Ideas eh? I'm sure we could come up with a fair amount." He moved slightly closer to speak to Theo in a whisper, to not give away their own fun.

[Theodore Nott]

Theo smirked and nodded. "I do like that." He whispered back. "We'd have to set it up early and wait."

[Draco Malfoy]

"How early? Your idea wasn't half bad either, we'd get immediate results." Draco thought this over as he looked around without moving his head.

[Theodore Nott]

"We could do both?" He smirked. "Yours we would have to do when no one is around and then wait for the show. Maybe at night while someone has rounds." He laughed. "My option would be immediate and horribly unfair on the victims part. That's the best thing about it."

[Draco Malfoy]

Draco's smirk widened, "Both? I do love being greedy with entertainment. Come to think of it, I know someone who has rounds tonight.." He smiled like a cat who had eaten a fat canary, "And we'll need to pick our subject wisely for your bit."

[Theodore Nott]

"Hm. Who do we know that would react the right way." Theo thought out loud with a smile. "I thought you might no someone willing to help out after hours. You are very connected."